FALL TV PREMIERS

what to watch???

so the laptop broke at the library today. i just got all the letter keys to work, but stuck in caps. kind of a pain....

but, i took the time to research some tv premiers. all for your consideration and all link to more info on each show.



MONDAY, SEPT. 1


"Raising the Bar" (TNT), 10 p.m.*
ZAK FROM SAVED BY THE BELL MEETS THE MOM FROM MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE???


TUESDAY, SEPT. 2


"90210" (CW), 8 p.m., two-hour premiere*
(WILL WATCH WHILE HIDING IN MY CLOSET, EATING ICE CREAMING AND CRYING ABOUT THE GOOD OLD DAYS)



THURSDAY, SEPT. 4


"The Moment of Truth" (FOX), 8 p.m., two-hour premiere
SPILL MY DARKEST SECRETS FOR CASH. NO PROBLEM, I’LL EVEN ADMIT TO THINGS THAT AREN’T TRUE FOR A MILLION DOLLARS. HOW FAR HAVE MORALS GOTTEN ANYONE RECENTLY ANYWAYS?


SATURDAY, SEPT. 6


"COPS" (FOX), 8 p.m.
HOW CAN THIS SHOW “PREMIERE” ISN’T IT ALWAYS ON SOME CHANNEL AT ALL MOMENTS IN TIME???


TUESDAY, SEPT. 9


"Fringe" (FOX), 8 p.m., two-hour premiere*

CAN’T ADD ANYTHING YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY HEARD ABOUT THIS JJ ABRAMS NEW SHOW


WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 10


"'Til Death" (FOX), 9 p.m.

YES IT’S FORMULAIC, YES IT’S KIND OF LIKE EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND WITHOUT RAYMOND. YES IT HAS BECOME ONE OF MY FAVORITE SITCOMS THANKS TO HULU.COM


"Do Not Disturb" (FOX), 9:30 p.m.*
LOOKS LIKE A RIP OFF OF THE OFFICE. PROBABLY WON’T MAKE IT LONG TERM.



FRIDAY, SEPT. 12


"America's Toughest Jobs" (NBC), 8 p.m.*
THEY CAN ONLY DREAM OF MIKE ROWE – THIS SHOW WILL BOMB!


SATURDAY, SEPT. 13


"MADtv" (FOX), 11 p.m.

SICK OF IT – SO SO SO READY FOR IT TO BE FUNNY AGAIN


"Talkshow with Spike Feresten" (FOX), midnight
I’VE HEARD NOTHING BUT AWESOME THINGS ABOUT THIS TALK SHOW, BUT IT’S ON REALLY LATE – BUT NOW, MY UNEMPLOYED ASS CAN STAY AWAKE PAST 9 PM!


THURSDAY, SEPT. 18


"It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" (FX), 10 p.m.
LOVE IT OR HATE IT – RAUNCHY AND RUDE…. I’VE LAUGHED TILL I PEED A FEW TIMES, AND I’VE ALSO TURNED IT OFF MID-WAY THRU AN EPISODE BECAUSE I FELT DIRTY AND HAD TO SHOWER.


MONDAY, SEPT. 22


"How I Met Your Mother" (CBS), 8:30 p.m.

SUPER EXCITING - FAVORITE SITCOM, GLAD IT DIDN'T GET CANCELED!

ALSO – CHECK OUT Dr Horrible's Sing-Along Blog


"Heroes" (NBC), 9 p.m., two-hour premiere

THIS SEASON – THE VILLAINS TAKE OVER, JUST IN CASE YOU’VE BEEN LIVING UNDER A ROCK.


"Worst Week" (CBS), 9:30 p.m.*
a funny sitcom…. we’ll have to see!



TUESDAY, SEPT. 23


"NCIS" (CBS), 8 p.m.

SHOWS BEEN GOING DOWN HILL THE LAST FEW SEASONS, BUT I’VE INVESTED A LOT OF TIME ALREADY, SO I’VE GOT TO SEE IT THROUGH TO THE END.


"The Mentalist" (CBS), 9 p.m.*

GOOD IDEA – SOMETHING ORIGINAL FOR ONCE. CASTING LOOKS A LITTLE – WELL, ANNOYING, BUT I’LL GIVE IT A SHOT.

WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 24


"The New Adventures of Old Christine" (CBS), 8 p.m.

FIRST SEINFELD WANNA-BE THAT’S KIND OF HOLDING IT’S OWN. THINK ELAINE ON CRACK AND ALL STUPID!


"Lipstick Jungle" (NBC) 10 p.m.

MONEY – POWER – SEX – AND HOT WOMEN!


THURSDAY, SEPT. 25


"My Name Is Earl" (NBC), 8 p.m., one-hour premiere

LAST SESSION SUCKED, I’LL GIVE IT ONE OR TWO EPISODES TO REDEEM ITSELF.


"The Office" (NBC), 9 p.m., one-hour premiere

PAM AND JIM? THE WAIT IS ALMOST OVER!!


"ER" (NBC), 10 p.m.)

SHOULD HAVE BEEN CANCELED YEARS AGO – DR. GREEN DIED, AND THEN THE NEXT SEASON WRAPPED UP SOME LOSS ENDINGS…. THREE YEARS LATER – UNCLE JESSIE IS A DOCTOR??


SUNDAY, SEPT. 28


"The Simpsons" (FOX), 8 p.m.

SICK OF IT


"Family Guy" (FOX), 9 p.m.

!WHO DOESN’T WATCH!


"American Dad" (FOX), 9:30 p.m.

FAMILY GUYS COUSINS


"Californication" (Showtime), 10 p.m.

TWO WORDS - David Duchovny- TOO BAD I DON’T HAVE SHOWTIME!


MONDAY, SEPT. 29


"Chuck" (NBC), 8 p.m.

FOUND THE RERUNS ON HULU AND NOW IT’S ONE OF MY FAVORITE DRAMATIC COMEDIES


"My Own Worst Enemy" (NBC), 10 p.m.*

TWO WORDS - Christian Slater – NEVER GONNA WORK.


WEDNESDAY, OCT. 1


"Pushing Daisies" (ABC), 8 p.m.

HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY – BEST WRITTEN SHOW EVER!


FRIDAY, OCT. 3
"Wife Swap" (ABC), 8 p.m.

"Supernanny" (ABC), 9 p.m.

(ME HIDING IN CLOSET FOR TWO HOURS WATCHING OTHERS SO I CAN REJOICE IN THE FACT THAT MY LIFE DOESN’T SUCK SO BAD I HAVE TO GO ON A REALITY TV PROGRAM TO FIX IT)


"The Ex List" (CBS), 9 p.m.*

CUTE IDEA – WILL PROBABLY GET CANCELED


"Sanctuary" (Sci-Fi), 10 p.m.*
DESCRIBED AS X-FILES MEETS SIN CITY… WHY HAVEN’T I EVER HEARD OF THIS ONE?


THURSDAY, OCT. 9


"CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" (CBS), 9 p.m.

WITH THE WHOLE ORIGINAL CAST PRETTY MUCH GONE, I THINK THEY SHOULD JUST END THIS ONE GRACEFULLY INSTEAD OF TRYING TO SUCK THE MONEY TEAT ONE MORE YEAR.


"Kath & Kim" (NBC), 9:30 p.m.*

I’M SORRY – BUY MOLLY SHANNON CAN NEVER DO ANYTHING AGAIN ON TV. TYPECASTED.


"Life on Mars" (ABC), 10 p.m.*

AMERICANIZED VERSION OF A BRITISH HIT.


THURSDAY, OCT. 30


"30 Rock" (NBC), 8:30

I ONLY STARTED WATCHING THIS ONE LAST SEASON, AND HAVE SINCE WATCHED EVER EPISODE, AT LEAST TWICE, ON HULU.COM… LAUGH OUT LOUD




2 comments:

GorillaSushi said...

Please stop SCREAMING! :P

Nissa said...

Good breakdown!

90210- can't wait. I'm such a girl.

Moment of Truth- love that show, love how crazy the people are. Mine would make a naughty & exciting show, but I'm not dumb enough to ruin my life like that. I've got it pretty good! :)

Surely Cops won't be new. They're all just compilation shows nowadays.. I'd piss myself if I actually saw a new exchange on that show.

I'm a big It's Always Sunny..fan. Hilarious. I like feeling dirty.

I agree about My name is Earl- I had to force myself to sit through last season. It'd better be good this season.

Pushing Daisies? Maybe I'll have to give it a go.

Heroes. Hells yeah.

I also want to see Gary, unmarried. I heart Jay Mohr. I'd totally leave my hubby for him. Oops.. Moment of truth material.

I love that you're a pop culture freak like me. :)