The Firing Squad

So two things today...


1. I have a new header! Thanks to gorillasushi and his awesome Photoshop ability you can all see the true freak inside of me. Yes, I did paint my band-aid to match my other toenails. It's a dirty little secret, but I LOVE to pick my nails! I can even cram my toes inside my mouth for real, nitty-gritty picking. And yes, I do have gigantic breasts. They rule my whole body. And I just outgrew my last round of bra purchases so I've had to go au natural. It really is the eighth wonder of the world how I don’t just fall over when I stand up. And lastly, I do have a new, super short, super Joan Jett style, pixie hair style. Thanks! I know, I do look totally hot, even if the picutre my loving husband choose doesn’t really show it.


2. I have no job! Yeap, I got canned today. About 4 hours ago. No warning. No clue! Everyone at work was in total shock…. I’m in a little bit of a shock right now right now… Anybody out there hiring? For Real?

6 comments:

GorillaSushi said...

I'll give you $5 if you slap my ass and call me Sally.

Anonymous said...

How in the world can I follow your husband's comment? LOL Sorry you got fired. But I love your hair. I have short hair, but if it gets any shorter I will look like the Sea Hag. On you, short hair looks cool. :)

Anonymous said...

I could do with $5 and I'll call you anything you like ;)

crpitt said...

I can't paint my toenails or fingernails for that matter, but I do bite them :)

Sorry about the job, that is bloody shit :(

Anonymous said...

The fact that you painted the band-aid to match the rest of your toes makes my OCD do the naked happy dance.

Sorry about the job, though! I'm throwing in a "good luck" jig as well... although I usually wear clothes for that one.

Anonymous said...

two unemployed bloggers living in a beautiful new house. there's a pilot for a new reality show in there somewhere.